Cat Poem of the Day

So Annoying!

"It's really most annoying, but I can't get through this scrubbing
For a curious sensation in my tail.
Yet there's nothing to be seen when I look round there from my rubbing,
Though it's made me jump and twice upset my pail!

And I meant, when I had finished, to have such a pleasant dinner,
Only somehow our fat bullfinch has got free,
And I can't see any sign of it - but though I'm plainly thinner,
I'll be bound they'll put its absence down to me!"